20 May 2010
I can only imagine the conversation between Red Sox GM Theo Epstein and his wife before they headed out to the Pearl Jam concert earlier this week...
Theo: The team is a in a serious funk honey, it may be best to go incognito tonight.
Mrs Theo: Okay, but no gorilla costume this time. That thing smells like it was made from actual gorilla hair!
Theo: I was actually thinking of going with a mustache... but which one?
Mrs. Theo: You know I enjoy the Hulk Hogan handlebars, but I've to got an early meeting tomorrow...
Theo: What about the Dwight Evans replica I had made after the 2006 season?
Mrs Theo: Sounds good. It goes with your red hat.
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