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I can only imagine the conversation between Red Sox GM Theo Epstein and his wife before they headed out to the Pearl Jam concert earlier this week...

Theo: The team is a in a serious funk honey, it may be best to go incognito tonight.

Mrs Theo: Okay, but no gorilla costume this time. That thing smells like it was made from actual gorilla hair!

Theo: I was actually thinking of going with a mustache... but which one?

Mrs. Theo: You know I enjoy the Hulk Hogan handlebars, but I've to got an early meeting tomorrow...

Theo: What about the Dwight Evans replica I had made after the 2006 season?

Mrs Theo: Sounds good. It goes with your red hat.

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